Well I'm not dead yet so.. heres a random survey Enjoy.


The Survey to End All Surveys
RULES:
You must answer honestly, but that's a given, right?
No lame answers! "Yes, no, iunno, maybe, mhmmm" WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
This WILL BE a rediculously long survey. Get comfy.
Tag everyone who you mentioned, thought about, or talked to while writing this survey.

First, put the current time and date:

Friday June 12, 2009 9:04
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Okay. Ready? LET'S BEGIN.

SECTION ONE:
You and Yourself.

1. So, what's your name?
Evelyn, Eva for short

2. Boy or girl?
Girl

3. Age?
Fifteen

4. How does that make you feel?
old! I'm half way to thirty!

5. What's your favorite color?
Purple, blue, and red

6. If you could change your name, what would it be, and why?
it would be just Eva and not Evelyn

7. What size shoes do you wear?
8 1/2

8. Is there one item of clothing you'd wear every day if it didn't make you look like a weird dirty kid?
yea my Favourite shirt that says Canada on it.

9. Do you sleep with a light?
nope

10. Do you own a cellphone?
whats it to ya?

11. Can I have your number?
why do you want my number you creeper?

12. Can I?
... your a creeper.

13. Can I have it?
Go to hell, you creeper!

14. ...Sorry. Any siblings?
yea a big sis and bro

15. Can I have their number?
I would give you my bros number so you could scare him but I can't remember it, and my sister died a long time ago so.. thats a no.

16. Just kidding, jeez. Do you read books?
sometimes

17. Favorite ice cream?
Coffee Crisp flavour

18. Favorite movie?
umm.. I don't have one actually

19. What's your flavor?
What YOUR flavor?

20. What do most people label you as?
Crazy Weirdo

21. Do you agree with this?
well I am weird

22. Can you finish this line:
of heroine?

SECTION TWO:

23. Last text?
was from Bre

24. Last beverage?
Water

26. Last song?
Hey by Mitchel Musso

27. This section is kinda boring. Want to skip it?
doesn't that defeat the purpose of a survey?

28. Since I can't tell you if you answered yes or no, does it matter?
You tell me dude. you tell me

SECTION THREE:
The Best Friend(s)

29. Their name(s)?
-not naming all of em'-

30. How long have you known them?
most since like grades 7,8,9 and one since kindergarden

31. Share with us one insider.
Do i have to?

32. Stupidest thing ever done with these people?
uh.. lol.. I rather not say

33. Do you have a "song"?
Dun think so

34. Do you know their parents?
some of them yea

35. Ever fight with these people?
Oh Yeah.

36. Did you win?
..... ROUND TWO!

37. If the zombies attacked, would you use them as a meat shield, or sacrifice yourself for them?
no need for any, cause Timmy would protect us all with his awesome Zombie killing ways!

38. Eh he he... Anyways.... Do you know their numbers?
Yep, most of em

39. Can I have it?
I don't give numbers to creepers

40. Their Favourite colours?
-makes list- blue red, green, lime green, black, umm... I can't think of any others

41. Do you think they will repost this survey?
dunno, depends on who is really bored and has time

42. Leave them a message:
OH.. I'm a little teapot short and stout! this is my handle and this is my spout! -does the dance- When I get all steamed up, hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out!
Follow the yellow brick road! -shot-

SECTION FOUR:

Love Life

43. Single, taken, complicated?
Single

44. How do you feel about that?
-shrugs-

45. What do you think it'll be like in 5 months?
Halloween like

46. What's the first thing you notice about a person of your interest?
Eyes, and mouth

47. Would you ever purposefully change yourself to get someone's attention?
Never again

48. Ever cheat/been cheated on?
nope

49. Ever get engaged?
No?

50. Break hearts, or heartbreak?
umm.. neither please

51. Get married at 18 and divorced at 30, or have lots of flings and die alone?
um.. sorry I don't want your fate

52. You find an unfamiliar number on your significant other's phone. 36 times. You:
question my sanity for looking at their phone

53. You see a cute boy/girl/goat across the room at a dance, and your favorite fast-paced song comes on. You:
Question the goat.

54. Prefer your date to be older/younger?
Doesn't matter aslon as their not too old or too young. a line is drawn somewhere

55. Looks or personality? (and don't be one of those idiots who say "both lololol" pick one.)
Personality

SECTION FIVE

The section where I get too lazy to keep making sections
(aka a bunch of random useless questions.)

56. Planning on having kids?
Umm, sure?

57. Your ideal vacation spot:
Tela in Honduras

58. Do you like Twilight? why or why not?
Fangirls ruined it for me.

59. One band you want to see live before you die:
Hedley? ... Oh wait I already saw them live

60. How do you feel about same-sex marriage?
Everyone should be able to love and get married to whomever they want!

61. Who was your first "love"?
whydo you need to know?

62. Most awkward moment involving your parents.
ummmm......... when my mom found a condom in my pocket.

63. Have you ever seen a real giraffe?
not yet

64. Where's the furthest you've travelled?
Honduras :3

65. Can you run in high heels?
yes I can!

66. Favorite cake?
Chocolate ice cream

67. Your perfect pizza:
Pepperoni and cheeese

68. Favorite animal:
Giranda.

69. Who's your daddy?
You sure as hell aren't

70. Say one thing to one person that you could never say irl:
... .... ..... ...... I got nothin.

71. I have obtained information that you particularly enjoy the company of mudkipz. y/n?
Your Stalking Me?! D8 but yes I do like Mudkipz

72. Do you paint?
No, I suck at art

73. Share one of your favorite quotes.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

74. Who was your childhood hero?
My cousin Giny

75. Have you changed much in the past year?
Not really, still the same crazy boring Eva

76. Any big plans for this summer?
Nope

77. Are you a stranger to love?
Am I?

78. Can you keep secrets?
Yup

79. How many shoes do you own?
two pairs of shoes and my grad shoes which I don't count

80. What's your favorite flavor of chips?
Doritos Zesty Cheese

81. What's the weather like?
Sunny and bright today

82. What is the closest purple thing to you?
a can I coloured purple

83. Have any pets?
yea, a turtle

84. Do you play WoW?
Nope

85. Do you know an albino?
I don't think so

86. Don't you hate it when you say a word so many times it loses its meaning?
Sorta

87. Have you ever read Pride and Prejudice?
Nope, someday I will

88. Are you missing someone right now?
yea..

89. Ever been to church?
Yup, I went with my Aunt a few times

90. What's your religion?
I'm Prodestant

91. Know anything about politics?
um... Vote NDP?

92. Do you wear glasses?
Yea but I lost them

SECTION SIX

Tool's section.
(aka, the section where I take a break and let someone else make up these stupid questions..)

93. Do you like bugles?
the food yes, the intsrument not so much

94. What is your favorite Queen song?
We are the Champions!

95. Do you know how to ride a bike?
Yea :3

96. If you had to wear a full denim or full leather suit for one week, which one would you pick, and why?
Denim! No way am I gonna stick to everything for a week

97. Is your TV excessively dusty?
yea, I barely use it

98. What is your favorite popsicle flavor?
I like white Freezes!

99. If you were an old lady, what illness would you constantly choose to talk about with all of your old lady friends ?
The Common cold.

100. When I say Wine, you say Kone!.... WINE!
Actually I prefer vodka thank you very much.

101. Do you like feet?
What the hell kind of question is that?

102. Do you like coleslaw?
NO. Just No.

103. Are you more of a cat person, or dog person?
I have a strange urge to say dog person... only a few.. most will get this one.

104. Do you hate little children?
No, I like kids

105. What is your favorite song?
Hey by Mitchel Musso

106. What is your favorite season?
Automn

107. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?!
I wanna be a monkey! No, a Rabbit! No A GIRANDA! BD

108. If you were a type of wood, what type of wood would you be?!
I refuse to comment on this one. Ha Ha Wood.

109. Do you agree that emo people should stop being so emo?
-throws sparkles on all emo people- Sparkles make everyone happy!

110. Who was the last person you flicked?
um.. Terr actually

111. Do you flick people often?
Yea

112. What is your opinion on spontaneously flicking people?
I like that, it entertains me

113. Do you like pie?
Only some pies

114. What song annoys you the most and why?
1234 by Feist

115. Who do you trust the most?
um.. I dunno

116. If you married the last person you hugged, what would your last name be?
last person I hugged I believe was Bre so... Gunn? lol

117. When was the last time you were outside?
yesterday when I got off the bus

118. If you had to get rid of one of the following, which one would you get rid of, and why?(tv, computer, cell)
TV wins hands down. I need a computer and cell phone

119. Is orange pop your favorite pop?
Nope

120. Have you ever licked a pole in the wintertime?
yea, and getting my tounge off hurt like a bitch

121. Do you like Christmas?
yea

122. Do you know who Colin Mochrie is?
nope

123. Assuming you said yes, who is he?!?!
you tell me

124. What are your favorite kind of doritos?
Zesty Cheese, and Cool Ranch

125. I like cake. Do you like cake?
THE CAKE IS A LIE.

126. What's your favorite pokemon game?
So far Pokemon Fire Red

127. Are you on a boat?
I'm on a boat bitch!

128. Have you ever tasted the rainbow?
oh I love skittlez!

129. What's the very first word that comes to mind when I say flannel?
Plushie

130. Who is your favorite super hero?
Spider Man! I wanna shoot webs from my wrists!

131. Can you play any instruments?
Alto Saxophone, and soon the Guitar and maybe later the piano

132. Who is the last person that called you?
Kia

133. What TV show did you watch last?
Suite life on deck

134. Do you have the swine flu?
No, do you?

135. Do you think that a mexican had sex with a pig and that's where it all began?
No. and I don't like that theory since I'm part mexican and have like 6 aunts and uncles who are mexican

136. Do you agree that they need to get a new design for bowling shoes?
YES! I hate bowling shoes. they make me feel like a freak

137. Do you even like bowling?
Sorta

138. Am I annoying you with all of these pointless questions?
not really, I'm more entertained then annoyed

139. Who did you steal this note from?
Alisha Scarlet

140. How do you know them?
I went to school with her till I was in grade 6

141. Are you on drugs?!
What do you think?

SECTION SEVEN

142. Are your parents together?
Yea

143. If not, who do you live with?
I live with both of em

144...145 FAIL.
Am I on Punk'd? Wheres the camera?

146. What song means the most to you at this moment, and why?
It's a tie so I shall not say

147. Who was the last person to see you cry?
last person to see me cry was Jen I think, but that wasn;t the last time I cried

148. Have you ever intentionally hurt yourself?
Yea, I've done it before.

149. What's your opinion of eating disorders?
I hate eating disorders. I don't wish them upon anyone


151. Your mom calls you, crying hysterically, and tells you your house just burned down, and all your belongings and your dog with it. Your reaction is:
First I would question her about the dog since I'm allergic to them, and secondly I would start crying because all my stuff would be gone.

152. Ever have a near-death experience?
Yes

153. Are you sqeamish?
Not really

154. Do you cry at movies?
... only the sad ones.. >>

155. If you had a terminal disease, how would you spend your last days?
I would be with my friends doing the most crazy things I could think of

156. Have you ever had a life-changing experience?
Sorta

157. Do your parents really know you?
not really

158. What is the best gift someone could give you right now?
a hug

159. Do you have a job?
no but, I'm gonna try and get one soon

160. Do you have a car?
Nope I'm only 15

161. Favorite male singer?
Mitchel Musso

162. Female singer?
Katy Perry?

163. Any plans for your future?
Yeah

164. Ever had a song written for you?
nah

165. Where is the last person you thought about?
school?

166. Are you home alone?
nope

167. Have you checked the children?
I already killed them.

168. Do you think this survey will ever end?
Theres and end to this survey?! O.O

169. Do you play sports?
nah

170. Are you afraid of the dark?
nope

171. What ARE you afraid of?
Being alone, and motorcycles

172. Who was your last meaningful conversation with?
my mind

173. What was the last thing you bought?
A Cookie

174. Told a lie recently?
yea, I told my mom that my room was clean

175. Do you like revealing random facts about yourself?
Yea it amuses me

176. Do you see a psychologist?
Nope

177. Should you?
thats what the voices in my head say I should do but I just ignore them jk

178. Are you a teenage dirtbag?
lol I used to love that song

179. Ever been let down by someone you trusted?
Yeah.

180. Been on any dates lately?
nope

181. Looking forward to anything?
Not really

182. What should you be doing instead of this note?
Lots of Homework

183. Do you care?
Sorta

183. Are you happy, sad, indifferent..?
I'm me

184. What would you do if you won the lottery?
I would get me some highspeed internet! then buy a bunch of video games

185. Do you have a good luck charm?
nope

186. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
nope

187. Last person you spent the night with?
I'm not answering this in fear of dirty thoughts

188. Last thing that made you laugh.
your face!

189. Is there a song stuck in your head right now?
Yea. Hey by Mitchel Musso

190. What were you doing this time last night?
It's only the afternoon and I was watchign Tv

191. This survey is almost over. How do you feel?
Pain. I have a headache

7.
... One of these things just doesn't belong

193. Do you like odd or even numbers?
Even

194. Have any special talents?
I can predict the future!

195. Any regrets?
Yea

196. Any confessions?
Not here atleast

197. Any last words?
Asta La Vista.. Baby!

198. Do you always finish what you start?
Not really

199. Were you completely honest through this whole thing?
Yup

200. What is the time/date right now:
6:17 Saturday, June 13th, 2009

I Tag Bre , Terr , Hails , Timmy , Ashley , and anyone else who feels like doing this